May 2012
59 posts
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
Watchkhaleesigaby:
holy shit.
whenthesuspenderscomeoff:
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
thisismestandingup:
betafishsmackdown:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
groovychainsaws:
inspiredbreathing:
groovychainsaws:
corncobs:
groovychainsaws:
“So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…
ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?”
“Well it definitely wasn’t a….
BREEZE”
“Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…
NERVES OF STEEL.”
“Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..
ROCK BOTTOM.”
“My daughter...
Other people during finals:
Me during finals:
danaykroyd:
john-belushi replied to your audio post
JESSE
i’m SORRY that’s just the way i feel
get outta here you knucklehead
cloverhigh:
switching between my facebook tab and my tumblr tab makes me feel like hannah montana
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turntechgoddamnit:
Cold Stone Creamery: Home Edition
Omfg
This is how I am making customers ice cream tonight!
god bless this post.
Straight person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant person: Gay.
Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
Straight person: ...
Ignorant person: oh...
Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
“So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire and the swing of your...”
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-Matt Nathanson
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